‘Watchdog’ — The SEC’s Porn Problem

The Securities and Exchange Commission appears to have a pornography problem. A summary of internal investigations conducted by the agency’s Inspector General David Kotz over the past five years shows that 33 SEC employees viewed porn while they were on the job. All but two of the investigations were in the past three years.

‘Goldman Sachs Has A Greater Responsibility Than You Can Possibly Fathom’

Well maybe here is Goldman's chance. Lately there's been an email making the rounds around Wall Street, which intones A Few Good Men's Colonel Jessup, the character famous for his "You can't handle the truth" speech defense. Deal Journal does not know who the author is. Or what his or her intent is. But it made us laugh, so here it is: