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Altar of a Minor God

I break out into this declaration not because of a lurking tendency to megalomania, but, on the contrary, as a man who has no very notable illusions about himself. I follow the instincts of vain-glory and humility natural to all mankind. For it can h...

Size Matters

“It’s not the meat, it’s the motion.” — Possibly apocryphal motto ascribed to certain Ivy League Lightweight Rowing Programs1 Felix Salmon and Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry have commenced an interesting tennis match with dueling...

Three’s a Crowd

In politics, the tripod is the most unstable of all structures. — Frank Herbert, Dune Today, O Dearest of Long-Suffering and Put-Upon Readers, Your Temperate and Even-handed Critic of All Things Vampyromorphida was led by circuitous paths to an...

Beauty Is Nothing but the Beginning of Terror

Wer, wenn ich schriee, hörte mich denn aus der Engel Ordnungen? und gesetzt selbst, es nähme einer mich plötzlich ans Herz: ich verginge von seinem stärkeren Dasein. Denn das Schöne ist nichts als des Schrecklichen Anfang, den...

Hypocrisy as a Business Model

Dear Employees of Goldman Sachs: Words, words, words. The world is full of words this morning, words that have spilled out furiously from every quarter in reaction and response to your former colleague’s very public and very inflammatory resign...

Welcome to the Sausage Factory

The Squid has finally hired a new mouthpiece. One’s first reaction is, “Poor, misguided slob.” But, upon reflection, one must admit that this Tin Man’s employment history reads like the résumé of a pathetic young...

Chesterton’s Fence

In the matter of reforming things, as distinct from deforming them, there is one plain and simple principle; a principle which will probably be called a paradox. There exists in such a case a certain institution or law; let us say, for the sake of simp...

Cogito, Ergo Whom?

Carlyle Group said Wednesday, Jan. 31, it reached a definitive agreement to acquire Philosophy Inc., a fast-growing brand of lotions and personal-care products, for an undisclosed sum. The Phoenix-based company generates about $50 million in Ebitda an...

Kindle This

And what is the faculty in man to which imitation is addressed? What do you mean? I will explain: The body which is large when seen near, appears small when seen at a distance? True. And the same object appears straight when looked at out of the water,...

The Standard Model

No, no, no, no, no. Now poor Ezra Klein has fallen into the instrumentalist trap of higher education. In an opinion piece on Bloomberg, Klein accuses Harvard and other elite institutions of higher education of failing their liberal arts students. He...

The Harrowing

“What’s in the box?” “Pain.” He felt increased tingling in his hand, pressed his lips tightly together. How could this be a test? he wondered. The tingling became an itch. The old woman said: “You’ve heard...

Apocalypse, Ciao!

Francie Stevens: “I’ve never caught a jewel thief before! It’s stimulating! It’s like... It’s like...” John Robie: “Like sitting in a hot tub?” — To Catch A Thief Part of the real pleasure of...